While revising Japanese today, I decided to take up my friend’s advice of writing a diary.
Realised apart from my Japanese being rusty (or you know, just inadequate), I also don’t do much since I’ve been home. I literally wake up, watch TV, eat lunch, watch TV, get up to get snacks, TV, dinner, TV, sleep.
Sometimes I’d knit or play the ukulele, but mostly I spend my days snacking while watching 24 with my mum. It’s really not great help my mum is the same tv coach potato as me.
But hopefully come weekend, I’ll have more stuff I can write about and hopefully expand my vocabulary and use more advanced grammar.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
So apparently Sigur Ros was on episode 2 of Game of Thrones? I never knew what they look like so I didn’t recognise them, but they were the ‘band’ that played in the wedding that Joffrey threw coins at.
Well look at that.
Steve Rogers doesn’t know about Luke’s dad.
…What did that Avengers Tower movie night look like?
"Okay, I’ve got historical events and music so far. What movies do I need to see?" Steve asks, breaking out his notebook.
“Some Like It Hot,” Bruce says immediately.
“Robin Hood,” Clint puts in, to no one’s surprise.
Steve smiles. “Errol Flynn?”
“Men in Tights.”
Natasha looks up from where she’s curled in an armchair. “The Sound of Music?”
Clint snorts. “I think he might object to the singing Nazis, Nat.”
Steve just raises an eyebrow. “Singing Nazis?” That one goes on the list.
"Ooh, in that case, Pearl Harbor,” Tony says.
A chorus of groans and protests meet his statement.
"What? I kind of want to see his head explode."
Steve does not put that one on the list. “Anything else?”
“Star Wars,” Darcy says, without looking up from her phone.
The room goes silent. Everyone stops and stares at her like they’ve forgotten she stuck around after Jane went back to New Mexico. Which they probably have.
"Darce, you’re a genius,” Clint breathes.
Bruce actually smiles. “We are in the presence of the last unspoiled adult in the entire country.”
Tony’s eyes light up. “Oh my god, he doesn’t know that Vader is—”
Natasha has him in a choke-hold before anyone realizes she’s moving. “Not another syllable.”
Tony raises his hands in surrender, and Natasha loosens her hold. “What the hell was that about?” he wheezes.
She nods towards Bruce, who is looking somewhat green around the gills.
"Spoilers make him angry."
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Man this series makes no fucking sense
My entire dash is filled with Martin Freeman stripping and I’m sitting here like:
i get really happy when it’s not me who starts the conversation because that removes so much anxiety about whether i’m bothering the person or if they secretly hate me even if i know that’s not true
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