449,329 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 20:57       Via
simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

80,378 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 20:39       Via(Source)

feferiden:

gingerhaze:

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This is the realest shit

111,547 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 20:22       Via(Source)
overlordofthelollipopguild:

mischiefmagicandmayhem:

febricant:

natreidess:

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

u fucked up, Tony
u fucked up big time

you had one job, Tony

what if he did find it though?
what if after the avengers, he just archived the data, fully intending to look at it all later, and then kind of forgot about it because he was too busy trying to tinker his trauma away?
what if after iron man 3 he got bored one day, went through his data banks, found all this damning evidence, and figured it out?
what if he found out during winter soldier and tried to contact someone, but steve and natasha were already underground, fury was faking the dead, hill was with fury, coulson and his team were being held hostage on the plane, clint was nowhere to be found, thor was in asgard, and bruce was on vacation in hawaii?
what if he couldn’t do anything about it because he’d gotten rid of all the suits?
what if he was building one from his old files and going to try to do something about it, but then jarvis brought up the news and all he could do was sit there and watch the helicarriers fall because as good as his tech was, it still couldn’t finish the armor fast enough for him to help?
what if he knew but he couldn’t do a thing to fix it?

overlordofthelollipopguild:

mischiefmagicandmayhem:

febricant:

natreidess:

lbrossoit:

Well he missed a pretty god damn big one didn’t he

u fucked up, Tony

u fucked up big time

you had one job, Tony

what if he did find it though?

what if after the avengers, he just archived the data, fully intending to look at it all later, and then kind of forgot about it because he was too busy trying to tinker his trauma away?

what if after iron man 3 he got bored one day, went through his data banks, found all this damning evidence, and figured it out?

what if he found out during winter soldier and tried to contact someone, but steve and natasha were already underground, fury was faking the dead, hill was with fury, coulson and his team were being held hostage on the plane, clint was nowhere to be found, thor was in asgard, and bruce was on vacation in hawaii?

what if he couldn’t do anything about it because he’d gotten rid of all the suits?

what if he was building one from his old files and going to try to do something about it, but then jarvis brought up the news and all he could do was sit there and watch the helicarriers fall because as good as his tech was, it still couldn’t finish the armor fast enough for him to help?

what if he knew but he couldn’t do a thing to fix it?

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#my heart sank #whyy
1,683 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 20:04       Via(Source)

"The Winter Soldier (Sebastian Stan) has done things that are far more heinous than anything Grant Ward has ever done as far as we know, and yet, at the end of the movie, you’re rooting for him to come back on the side of the angels," -

Jeph Loeb (via jennieconvertible)

The difference here being that Grant Ward CHOSE to do them.

(via absentlyabbie)

(ladyfabulous)

UGH.

Worst of all — this dude is one of the execs for Agents of SHIELD, and this sounds like a prelude to a fucking redemption arc. Now I fully expect the next season to be a shitfest. Just… how can you misinterpret your characters this badly? 

(via moriann)

#friends don’t let friends write redemption arcs for grant ward

(via valerieparker)

bucky was literally a prisoner of war who was experimented on and tortured until he was unable to fight back against any orders and the minute someone showed up who started treating him like a person again, he started to revert back to his humanity and fight against his programming

ward is a grown-ass man who was treated as a person by the people on his team clearly presented with opportunities by them to make the right choices and refused to make the right choices every time

fuck grant ward

(via theladymonsters)

y’all are surprised???  this is how he publicly promotes himself.

(via entwashian)

Creators often astound me. Sometimes with their insight, sometimes with their lack of it. How did you get this job, who is letting you have this responsibility and make these decisions? (via stonelionhearts)

#they aren't seriously going with that are they? #i hate ward's guts #please don't #if they try to i want the other characters to be unforgiving and uncaring to ward #he doesn't deserve them
13,274 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 20:01       Via(Source)

send me an age and ill tell you what i would have been blogging about when i was that old 

heartofoshun:

It will no doubt be mortifying, but do it!

17,955 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 19:46       Via(Source)

foxnewsofficial:

stop being too cool to enjoy things

3,627 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 19:28       Via(Source)

jefffwinger:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier more like:

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6,408 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 19:10       Via(Source)
#phil coulson #maos
1,154 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 18:53       Via

instagram:

Breaking the Rules of the Comic Art World with @fionastaples

To see a first glimpse of Marvel’s new Thor cover — and for more amazing comic art—follow @fionastaples on Instagram. For general geekery and awesomeness from Comic-Con San Diego, check out the #SDCC hashtag.

Thor is becoming a woman—and Fiona Staples (@fionastaples) is the artist charged with bringing the iconic comic book hero to life on the cover of Marvel’s groundbreaking issue.

Fiona’s Instagram photos are a comic book fan’s dream, showcasing special teasers from cool, upcoming projects (like Thor), but the Alberta-born artist also uses her account to share beautiful in-progress sketches featuring well-known faces both within the comic world and beyond.

Fiona joins other artists at Comic-Con International: San Diego 2014, a massive community event that is becoming more and more gender-inclusive every year. As a woman in a traditionally male-dominated industry, Fiona considers herself an important advocate for well-developed female characters.

"I think comics have a bit of a reputation for tacky and exploitative images of women,” she says. “But that’s becoming a thing of the past.”

113 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 18:35       Via

barbitone:

He walks until the streets tint grey. The layers of darkness strip back. Birds sing, like harbingers of dawn. As the first slivers of light slice through the gaps in the skyline, he sits back down on the bench he’d left ten hours ago. That’s when the pain starts—first in his feet, then his shins, his knees, his thighs, his back, his shoulders, his neck, his head, and arcing down through his one good arm, weariness pooling in the tips of his fingers. Some kind of hurts don’t start until the hurting is done. There’s something to be said for unending despair. You keep it going long enough, you never have to know you’re despairing.

But God, is he glad to be sitting right now.

-A Mechanical Chaos by 

A comic based on a fic by Margo_Kim - please go read it!

This comic is also on my AO3 HERE (it’s way easier to read on there!)

#:O #fan art #comic #the winter soldier #9
28 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 18:18       Via
barbitone:

Doing some derp sketches, and one nice one. Unfortunately it’s stuck on the same page as the derp ones…

barbitone:

Doing some derp sketches, and one nice one. Unfortunately it’s stuck on the same page as the derp ones…

#awww #fan art
116 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 18:00       Via(Source)

quicksllvr:

who cares about the powers, the most unrealistic thing in the mcu is that all the female characters have their hair down in fights

7,416 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 17:43       Via(Source)
What did Natalie Dormer do???
Anonymous

margery-tyrell:

Something really amazing. Okay i’m gonna try to be calm about that.

So at the beginning of April I sent Natalie a letter asking for an autograph and just thanked for everything she did to me, you know she helped me through a lot of stuff like not on purpose but at this time she was basically the light of my life so to speak, and I told her that she did a great job by portraying all these different characters and so on, like a normal letter from a fan in my opinion. But probably not in hers.
And today I got this envelope. I didn’t really expect that she would answer but she did. Not only got I two autographs no I also got a letter, a freaking 5 pages long letter in her beautiful handwriting. 
She told me that she never did that before, answering a fan and she was just so sweet???? And she called me sweetheart. I’m Natalie Dormer’s sweetheart ahhhh what is happening.
So that’s something she wrote:

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So yeah, that’s the reason why Natalie Dormer is a perfect human being and if you don’t agree you’re wrong. Sorry not sorry.

80,484 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 17:24       Via(Source)

tardispectre:

#yess #food
185,335 notes       July 25, 2014 @ 17:07       Via(Source)
tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.

tenaflyviper:

If you can’t find a place on your blog for Patrick Stewart in a bathtub dressed like a lobster, then your blog probably doesn’t deserve such majesty anyway.